Who hasn’t wanted to take a page out of the big cigarette business model and just lace their food product with nicotine. As far as we know it’s already been done with fast food french fries. So delectable.

Hard times call for desperate measures though. Even heads prevail. Right now it seems everyone and their brother are getting laid off or having their hours cut. Bad times. Almost makes one want to add nicotine to things and sell it up. First one is free. Then the price goes up, son.